Girls, help me out

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Do you want to see my.....

NO!  I really don't. Unless you're paying me to paint it. Strangers offer me this delight all the time. I could watch men from Swindon to Timbuktu with  cheap webcams directed zipwards to a disappointing pixellated member all day if I wanted.

How inspiring that would be.

NOT

Thanks anyway :)

Why paint women if you are a straight woman? Why not men???

Because...... they're just not as nice to paint. I prefer painting smooth dogs to fluffy dogs and light coloured horses rather than black ones. They're easier and more satisfying. I identify with the subject.

And... most importantly, they are less trouble :)